Shrimpy shag

When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.

“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”

Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.

by Loscantaritosburritos March 18, 2024

shrimpy jones

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes

That shrimpy jones has a small dick

by John to con April 15, 2016

Simpy Shrimpy

A Simpy Shrimpy, also known as a Simpous Shrimpous or a Simpoo Shrimpoo is that one person. Yeah, them. Whether they are hopelessly in love with a singular person or find a billion different people to crush on, that's the one. It may be annoying, but they have a good heart. Good intentions. They are special and should find someone special to love and care for.

Person 1: God, they are such a simpy shrimpy!
Person 2: They'll find someone.

by spray.cheese April 29, 2022

Shrimpy

A boy that says he has a slammer but he whips it out and it's a little shrimp 🍤

" Damn, you ready for this slammer Beth Anne ? "
" Yeah, I'm ready "

*whips out penis*
" Aww it's so small and shrimpy "

by -shakesomething123 January 16, 2017

shrimpy

Shrimpy is one cool dude. Just kidding. He's a nerd that wears unmatched socks and is probably gay. He loves hawaiian shirts, disney movies, and true crime. He will do anything to cheer up his friends, and sometimes total strangers. He makes strong bonds quickly, no matter how many times he gets screwed over. Don't hurt a Shrimpy, and don't let him go.

doofus 1: hey, have you seen Shrimpy today?
doofus 2: yeah, he threw a water bottle at me and said "hydrate before you diedrate"
doofus 1: he's caring like that

by exoticshrimps May 12, 2020

Shrimpy

A person with an abnormally large penis. Used as an ironic name, like calling a fat guy "Tiny".

"Woah, thats at least 9 inches. Now I get why you don't mind them calling you Shrimpy"

by Captain_Thunderpants July 05, 2017

Shrimpy

The best coolest person to exist and makes my school life better and just makes me happy and feel like I can do anything and makes me feel so pretty and they r just the best person APPRECIATE THEM NOW.

Person:”have you added shrimpy yet?”
Person 2:”no-“
Person:”GO DO IT RIGHT NOW.”

by SkippyDaPepsi May 08, 2022