shrimpy jones

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes

That shrimpy jones has a small dick

by John to con June 9, 2016

shrimpy tea

shrimpy tea is a type of tea that you expect its tastes like shrimp but actually tastes like cumball's

jack: hey dude did you try the shrimpy tea
dude: yea its soooo cummy
jack: so true

by Gussydaka234 March 16, 2024

General Shrimpy

Large asshole.

Mean people suck arse.

by unnamed December 31, 2003

Shrimpy shag

When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.

“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”

Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.

by Loscantaritosburritos March 17, 2024

Shrimpis

A dick thats so small, its the size of a shrimp.

Guy 1: "Yeah, he definitely has a shrimpis with that attitude."

Guy 2: "yeah, no wonder why he never pulls. "

by EMORYHUSK May 12, 2024

shrimpy rice

A literal god upon food.

Shrimpy rice tastes so god you shouldn’t eat it it has arises into sentience

by Shrimp rice October 16, 2021

shrimpy nuts

When something is absolutely wild, unexpectedly rad, or mind-blowing. Can also be used to describe someone who’s adorably attractive or charming in an offbeat way.

“Bro, that street performer juggling flaming shrimp? Shrimpy nuts.”
“Yo, this Thai place? Shrimpy. Freakin’. Nuts.”
“Did you see her outfit? Total shrimpy nuts vibes.”

by Tremendous Tom April 3, 2025