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Cork Shrew

Somebody who constantly drinks wine and puts down the people around them, is incredibly self centered and needy, yet still expects people to be nice to them and treat them with respect.
They are such a cork shrew, they need to stop drinking and take a look at their life.
by TannerL January 28, 2020
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pygmy shrew

The pygmy shrew is a fascinating creature, the smallest animal in God's Kingdom. The shrew is almost completely blind, and must rely on its barely adequare sense of smell to avoid its natural predators... the fox, the badger, the cat, the dog, the bear, the dolphin, the donkey, the bat, the crayfish, the buffalo, the saw, the polar bear, the crab, the plane, the monkey, the saw, the fork, the banshee, the harpsichord, the common-earthworm, and other shrews. The shrew is so tiny that it cannot maintain body heat without constant exposure to sunlight. In the winter, most will not survive... The shrew's young are born utterly hairless, and will remain so for the rest of their lives. They are entirely dependent on their mother - most of whom die in labor. The mothers that do survive face a grim future, hunted and killed by their young for sport. 99% of the baby shrews will not survive their first night unless they are found by a kindly shrew farm attendant...
by johnebp January 15, 2004
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Shrewsbury

A town located in MA, very near worcester. Complete suburbian hell, filled with rich snobby white kids and about 5 black kids. Aka : The Bury.
Most children from "The bury" are either total preps or are white kids trying to be black and thuggish.
The Shrewsbury highschool club of black history has about 3 black kids, and 30 white kids in it.
by Lindsaya October 22, 2007
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Skrewmur

A rumor that goes around about two people having sex. Generally happens the day after a party.
"Did you hear the skrewmur about Nick and Elizabeth?"

"No."

"Apparrently they had sex in Perrys basement at the party last night!"
by Bisp December 16, 2008
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shrekmate

a wrecking of someone by way of cleverness
Micheal called Will stupid. Will replied by saying, "Your MOM!" WIll used shrekmate.
by ElDiabloRojo November 19, 2014
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Shreem

The word used in place of 'girls'. Created by some pretty chill Bros, the word 'shreem' is used as a non-derogatory term to replace 'girl' 'chick' 'ho' 'bitch' and so on. Can also be used in a plural form.
"My friends and I met this totally awesome shreem. It was chill" or "Dude, the shreems at this bar are totally bangin!
by Shreem2010 July 6, 2010
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Shreeman

An incredibly talented person who has a great reputation. He is very smart and gets all the ladies. He's amazingly rich and is hilarious. He's the captain of the S. S. Reiznert and always leads his crew to victory. He knows exactly how to get the "booty".
Wow, look at that Shreeman! He's like an angel!
by Big 1300135 March 29, 2013
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