Shitstained Balls

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.

Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."

by Slagwurm July 22, 2006

Russian Shitstain

A Russian Shitstain is when a guy slaps his shit covered paynus horizontally across a man's face, leaving shit marks that look like warpaint.

He tried to pretend the smudges on his face were Nutella, but the smell let us know that he was just the willing participant of a Russian Shitstain.

by Zeus ADCU November 11, 2013

undertale shitstain

a fag who has sans as their picture and/or name and might roleplay in the comment section

underfellsans1234: hey papy what do you want to do
me: well listen here you fuckin undertale shitstain

by Chillyconmor March 26, 2017

shitstain waterfalls

unbearable, explosive, violent, diarrhea.

this will normally destroy plans and will not allow you to go anywhere too far from a toilet

a:did you go to the killswitch show on saturday?
b:no,i fuckin had shitstain waterfalls all night...my ass still hurts

by kevin bialkowski November 11, 2007

Talking Shitstain

Someone who brags and talks a lot of shit to appear big infront of his friends, gf, and buddies. Desperately trying to hide his own insecurties and believing in his own hype.

Tommy talks so much shit, and that fat fuck believes in his self hype what a talking shitstain he is. Always talking when no one wants to listen.

by rogerW November 9, 2009

shitstain train

someone (typically a girl) who loves to lap up her man's shitstain from his dirty boxers.

"I just found out yesterday that my bitch is a shitstain train, she licked my taint and boxers clean of my shit. I don't know if im going to stay with her for long. maybe ill just get a video of her doing it and post it on youtube."

by Bob from ohio April 14, 2008

shitstain whore

A whore that's so dirty, there's shit stains in her underwear.

Imane: Hey, Amanda did you hear about what Lauren did at that party?
Amanda: OMG i know! she's such a SHITSTAIN WHORE!

by Dafne October 26, 2007