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shitpossum

A person who, while shitting in a public bathroom stall, remains deathly silent when someone else enters the room.
"Holy shit! Someone just entered the bathroom, and I'm in mid-shit! I'm going to play shitpossum."
by Frylock1968 September 6, 2013
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guns and ships

The fastest song in Hamilton at 6.3 words per second
Me - I'm taking this horse by the reins makin' red coats redder with blood stains.
My friend - ah guns and ships, classy
by Ham4life June 3, 2019
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shipoopi

"Shipoopi" is the title of a song from The Music Man, a Broadway musical written by Meredith Willson.

"Shipoopi" is also a portmanteau of the words "shit" and "poopie"; which is perhaps why children enjoy performing the "Shipoopi" song in Willson's musical.
lyrics from "Shipoopi":

Now a woman who'll kiss on a very 1st date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the 3rd time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.
by Kevin1981 September 3, 2005
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Shpos

Only shpos goes to the ER with a belly ache.
by Your Wife's Lover October 30, 2003
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shipoopi

kara is my shipoopi.
by barbrababababa September 8, 2007
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Shitposter

Meme God or Goddess. Usually dedicated their lives to sharing memes and making others laugh and/or offended. 10/10 recommend having one in your life.
“Dude, your memes are so funny. You’re my favourite shitposter”
by MiriahtheAnn October 5, 2020
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