You should have been with us last night, Abby performed a shitty shifter in my pickup and now it smells like sweaty ass and anal orgasms!
by not batman... ok fine batman. May 8, 2011
Get the Shitty Shiftermug. When you transition from being sexually attracted to people similar to your age to only exclusively wanting to fuck grandmas.
by TheReaperOfQueefers April 8, 2021
Get the Granny Shiftermug. One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
Get the Loose Shiftermug. A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.
When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.
Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.
Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!
*Mom looks at the cut marks*
Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?
Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.
Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.
Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!
*Mom looks at the cut marks*
Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?
Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010
Get the Fake Shiftermug. Modification to a motor vehicle that adds unbelievable power and torque. Gives a Prius enough power to chop a hsv vf gts.
by Illdefineyou February 6, 2017
Get the paddle shiftersmug. A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
Get the sheep shiftermug. When a girl is giving a handjob she thinks it it necessary to pull guy's penis forward and backward similar to that of a car's manual transmission. Also can simply refer to a bad handjob.
by Nicholas Freedman July 4, 2008
Get the Gear shiftermug.