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sexretary

A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.
John: Are you working late again tonight?

Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.

John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
by Coach P July 13, 2006
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chamber of secrets

An act of blasting a hot, silent fart while exiting from a crowded elevator. Ideally, the gas should be leaked just before you exit through the closing elevator door. The remaining riders are trapped in the chamber to enjoy the fully marinated scent.

Variation: The Echo Chamber. Performing a Chamber of Secrets, but substitute a silent secretion with a loud, shreeking fart as you emerge from the elevator.
After eating a foot-long meatball sub from Subway, I performed a chamber of secrets in the hotel elevator, shouting "Jared" as I exited.
by Jeremy Ironfold April 26, 2007
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The Chamber of Secrets

The act of dumping 100 proof or higher alcohol into one's anus, which is put in position above one's head (doing a headstand is the most accepted way to do this) and then lighting the alcohol on fire.
Ron Weasley did the Chamber of Secrets and now the whole room smells like burnt red ass hair.
by Dunhloke July 25, 2011
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secretsbyabel

Popular instagram music page @secretsbyabel, formerly known as “theweekndshairstyle” is a music page owner but also a part-time fan page for pop/r&b artist, The Weeknd. First of all, he’s VERY sexy. he looks like a white boy, but he’s actually 3/4 mexican, and 1/4 black, believe it or not. he’s always right, and most definitely always horny. he really likes yeezus. that’s about it.
“have you seen the new secretsbyabel post?”

“yeah it made me very horny!”
by daniel13ishorny December 26, 2019
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secretsnakesshehe

a person on tiktok. Do I know this person? No, but I am glad to make them their first urban dictionary. So here is what I know from looking at their account. They are cool and swag and use the pronouns she/they/he/skull/game. Very much fruity.
secretsnakesshehe is fruity.
by Finhoeshi July 1, 2021
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Sexret

a dirty secret that has to do with any type or form of sexual behavior.
My good friend and I kept a sexret about our special shower.
by Wilde AJ October 30, 2008
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Secrets Don't Make Friends

Your words are deadly weapons, killing me, destroying me.
Fuck You!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make...
by XBandaidgesX June 10, 2011
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