A reporting female that the boss primarily uses for sex in and around the office, similar to a secretary, but provides the additional perks.
John: Are you working late again tonight?
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
Coach P: No doubt, I just hired this new "sexretary" that likes to spend time on her knees under my desk.
John: I guess you will need additional hush money this month. (see hush money)
by Coach P July 13, 2006
Get the sexretary mug.An act of blasting a hot, silent fart while exiting from a crowded elevator. Ideally, the gas should be leaked just before you exit through the closing elevator door. The remaining riders are trapped in the chamber to enjoy the fully marinated scent.
Variation: The Echo Chamber. Performing a Chamber of Secrets, but substitute a silent secretion with a loud, shreeking fart as you emerge from the elevator.
Variation: The Echo Chamber. Performing a Chamber of Secrets, but substitute a silent secretion with a loud, shreeking fart as you emerge from the elevator.
After eating a foot-long meatball sub from Subway, I performed a chamber of secrets in the hotel elevator, shouting "Jared" as I exited.
by Jeremy Ironfold April 26, 2007
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The act of dumping 100 proof or higher alcohol into one's anus, which is put in position above one's head (doing a headstand is the most accepted way to do this) and then lighting the alcohol on fire.
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