severna park

Severna Park is full of snobs who think they are rich when in fact they have no money at all, their parents do. Kids from severna park arent worth shit even though they think they are better then everyone. i LIVED in severna park with my parents but the day i turned 18 i got the fuck away from those snobby pieces of shit

Severna Park=snobby pieces of shit

by Kerry March 24, 2005

severna park

home of the gays who are gay of every sport they gay at

did you see old mill kick the shit out of severna park yesterday?

by EmEnDbLu February 25, 2005

severna park

place where gay ass mother fuckers like to masturbate and watch lots and lots of gay porn.

H-UNIT hates severna park

by EmEnDbLu January 23, 2005

severna park high

Only the best school in the world. All Severna Parkies kick Broadneck ass and the girls are so much hotter and actully have tits you flat chested bitches. So Severna Park High is the best school.

"Severna Park is so much better than Broadneck!"

by dude154 May 5, 2005

Severna Park High

School full of kds who think they arnt spoiled, rich, annoying, and preppy. They really really are. They get raped by many schools in all sprts. Guys act hardcore and say things like "sick brah" and girlshave that bitch please attitude and carry around stupid ass tiny vera bradley backpacks. They arnt even in good conferences, sad pathetic wannabes.

Severna Park just got murderd by Severn and Broadneck in the same week in lacrosse and oh shit! football.

by laxman123456 March 2, 2005

Severna Park High

Dumb ass pussy sucking ugly fucks. Snooty nose ass bitches. Get a fucking job assholes

Severna Park high can suck a cock

by XXN00BMASTER69Xx December 18, 2019

Severna Park

Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.

You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?

Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."

by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025