Selfie

Masturbating into a table fan and jizzing into it whilst it is on.

I gave my self a selfie earlier today.
did you clean the fan up?

by Bustarbrown February 13, 2014

Selfie

Pictures (usually digital) that teen girls take and send to their boyfriends. This is to make them feel better, and to keep them from sending sexts.

Guy: OMFG SHE KEEPS SENDING ME SELFIES.
Guy 2: Dude, that's some kinky shit.

by Senpai Cat March 25, 2015

Selfie

A picture taken of oneself with or without other people via a cellphone, camera, or webcam.

My girl Anisha can't accept the fact that she's uploaded multiple selfies.

by Amar the Lawyer September 03, 2015

Selfie

When a human being is completely insecure about themselves they tend to take selfies. These selfies are usually posted to facebook with a comment saying omfg im so ugly but yet the picture gets tons of likes and comments. In a selfie you can usually see the persons arm indicating that this person has no one to take a picture of them.......*They have no friends except social media friends*
Also see Deez Nuts and Awkward Turtle

Hey im gonna take a selfie and get likes to boost my self esteem

by SuperAwkwardTurtle77 November 24, 2015

Selfie

In (football sport) game when a player accidently goals to its own team.

Hey jack ,sad?
Oh yeah ,we were just to win but that Selfie just screwed everything.

by TourageKnight December 06, 2020

Selfie

A selfie is where you take your smartphone device and have the front camera facing you.
This is used by people with no friends to take pictures for them
Go home Roger you have no friends

#yourniece is a Savage

Lemme, take a selfie

by Baileyajl January 06, 2017

Selfie

An photographic auto-portrait taken by an individual devoid of artistic talent and education.

Oh! Look at that duck-faced narcissistic idiot taking a poorly framed selfie.

by Snobby Frenchman March 31, 2016