Post-Election Selection Trauma

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."

Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."

by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008

Selection Saturday

The day when everyone in the United States decides who they want to win the Super Bowl.

Do you have a pick for the Super Bowl yet, Tom?

Nah, but thank god its Selection Saturday!

by Smokeweed420nuggah February 2, 2010

pandora selection

n. The act of choosing two food items that have the same flavors in one meal. Instead of (or in addition to) identical flavor, food items may have identical shape.

A: What'd you have for lunch?
B: Eh, I made a pandora selection of pizza and Doritos.
A: Lame, dude.

by gator27 July 23, 2011

artificial selection

The breeding of plants and animals to produce desirable traits. Organisms with the desired traits, such as size or taste, are artificially mated or cross-pollinated with organisms with similar desired traits.

"If art by artificial selection, why not Nature by natural selection?"

Evolution

Joseph Le Conte

by zenda gothic May 24, 2016

natural selection

a game that combine rts with a fps stature. Aliens vs Marines(Kharaa (alien) and the TSA (Marines)) in the future. Great hl1 mod, dont understand the bitching about the upgrading or balancing. Its more the map placement of res towers than anything else.

I knifed 2 onos in a row today. Panoolied.

by whuh? November 14, 2004

Natural Selection

An incredibly ugly person that looks that they evolved in a bad way compared to the rest of man-kind

DAMN He’s ugly he looks like he got hit by natural selection.

by yourlocaldilf May 3, 2023

Selection 2008

The so-called "voting process" wherein the few, powerful and corrupt elite "select" their president for their own ends.

(n) I just love following Selection 2008, I wonder who they will select this year.

by Anthony Lurgio July 25, 2008