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Secretary Ass: when the top half of your body looks normal but you get up and your ass has to go through doorways sideways.
This bitch at work seems cute; then she got up and she had such a secretary ass!
by JMAC145 April 20, 2016
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secretart

Noun. A hot or otherwise slutty secretary or receptionist. Generally makes you forget why you arrived at their office, or who you were to meet with. Particularly emphasized by a glass desk.
"Damn! Did you see the rack on their secretart???"
by Synonymous January 20, 2006
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Secretary

secretary is not the longest word you can type with your left hand, stewardesses is. just wanted to let ya know
stewardesses = longer than secretary
by silkster October 19, 2005
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Secretesque

With The Secret revolutionizing 'optimism' and turning it into the fashionable idea of 'positive thinking', it is about time there was some recognition of the movement. This is where 'secretesque' comes from.

To put it simply, to be secretesque means to incorporate The Secret's concept of positive thinking.
I had a 'secretesque' day today, totally worked!
by typesamantha April 16, 2011
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fairy secretary

by itsjoshhh January 19, 2010
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secretarial spread

Secretarial Spread
Secretarial spread means sitting down for a long period of time while the hind-end spreads outward in order to accommodate the chair. It can be changed with exercise, and activity away from sitting down on one's spread for too many hours a day.
Secretarial Spread
The rear end spreads, the separation spreads wider, and the hips get larger.
by Debra Powers September 25, 2006
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Facebook Secretary

When your significant other is on your Facebook and tends to your requests more than you...
Husband receives friend request, wife approves it as his Facebook Secretary...
by Skudderz May 22, 2010
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