pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

Scott Is Gay

scott was born attracted to men

scott has finally come out!, Scott Is Gay

by Pterodactyl656 March 10, 2021

Snotty Boy Glow Up

A meme for a a boy in a movie fat ugly Emo and glows up villain and has a beautiful face superpower’s and has body pillow’s of him irl I just searched it up.

I like the snotty boy glow up meme it’s kinda annoying but cool.

by Α January 25, 2022

Scott "the goat"

A good looking big dick man that knows how to please his woman in all parts of life. Would give you the shirt off his back and is so loving and is loved by me.

Did you see that awesome man, he has to be Scott "the goat".

by The goat 82 October 11, 2020

Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass

To preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass, you must take your buddy's cock and stretch the upper portion of the shaft as if you were molding clay for it to resemble a wine glass. Have him piss afterwards and drink it.

"Thomas came over last night and he let me preform the Lower Fort Scott Wine Glass. "

by lekjen December 22, 2023

great scott

An English expression when one is great rivited or surpised.

Great scott! Cried the english man as he walked into the room.

by Iggy128 June 28, 2004

Hotty gets the Shotty

A phrase used, either ironically or seriously, to reserve the front passenger (a.k.a. shotgun) seat of a vehicle for yourself, under the pretense that you deserve to ride shotgun because of your good looks. Girls are more likely to say this than guys, but either sex can use it.

Sean: "Shotgun!"

Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"

Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."

Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"

by Ranbuknarlakingston November 27, 2011