When you're so extremely blazed from smoking weed that even the word 'scorched' gets toasted and comes out differently. Resulting in a much superior and expressive term.
by Tom Danks October 5, 2023
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by Pearl Harbor December 13, 2023
Get the Scrinch mug.Sconche / Sconched - to inhale ones food. To eat so quickly your taste buds aren't activated and missed the assignment. Similar to scarf or scarfing down food. Sconching is synonymous with devouring.
"I'm definitely going to sconche this..."
"Sconche it down bro!"
"Bruh, he sconched that s**t down!"
"She saw those donuts and sconched the whole dozen!"
"Ah, indubitably, sconched."
"..Houston, we have a sconche"
"Sconche it down bro!"
"Bruh, he sconched that s**t down!"
"She saw those donuts and sconched the whole dozen!"
"Ah, indubitably, sconched."
"..Houston, we have a sconche"
by TheDunnisher June 7, 2024
Get the Sconche mug.The Stoinch is a foul smelling bum crack often caused by sweat, not wiping properly or bad hygiene.
The smell is similar to that of cheese, faeces and sweat.
One may experience The Stoinch during intercourse doggy style or 69
Both men and women can suffer with the Stoinch
The smell is similar to that of cheese, faeces and sweat.
One may experience The Stoinch during intercourse doggy style or 69
Both men and women can suffer with the Stoinch
I met this absolute sort in a bar last night, chatted to her all evening and got her back to mine. We got down and dirty, it was hot, wild and blew my mind, she was naughty, pure filth!
We were all over the room, the bed, the floor, the chest-of-draws! I bent her over the end of the bed and I couldn't believe what I was smelling, I had never smelt anything like it, it smelt like a mixture of shit, sweat, stale fart and limburger cheese! My nostrils were burning, my stomach was turning! I thought I was going to throw up over her back, the Stoinch hit me like a ton of bricks, thank god we didn't 69.
We were all over the room, the bed, the floor, the chest-of-draws! I bent her over the end of the bed and I couldn't believe what I was smelling, I had never smelt anything like it, it smelt like a mixture of shit, sweat, stale fart and limburger cheese! My nostrils were burning, my stomach was turning! I thought I was going to throw up over her back, the Stoinch hit me like a ton of bricks, thank god we didn't 69.
by SophieH92 January 10, 2020
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