Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.
"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"
"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'
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2. (Informal) A person who gives an ominous stare to others to give a comedic effect.
2. (Informal) A person who gives an ominous stare to others to give a comedic effect.
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when you weech your boxers/pants up your crack and roll up the excess material to form a nice makeshift thong. usually worn by the schlath who invented this fabulous arse rashing clothing range.
Hey you guys, l-look at m-ma wee-hee in these b-b-bad boys.
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Get the schlongus mug.An amusing way to refer to male transvestites and pre-op transexuals, in the same vein as other rhyming or alliterative means of alleviating the ridiculousness of encountering men who are so psychologically damaged that they believe they are actually women trapped in men's bodies, because no-one has bothered to explain to them that they have X and Y chromosomes whereas women have only X chromosomes, and that their assertion that they are female is therefore medically and scientifically impossible.
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chicks with dicks, cocks in frocks, sluts with nuts, dames with dongs, women with wangs, girls with grapes, princesses with penises, mums with plums, lads in lingerie, gals with balls, boys with boobs
See also:
chicks with dicks, cocks in frocks, sluts with nuts, dames with dongs, women with wangs, girls with grapes, princesses with penises, mums with plums, lads in lingerie, gals with balls, boys with boobs
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Shmunguss. The Legend is among you. Who stole the legend? Time for revenge.
“In Shmunguss we Trust.”
Shmunguss. The Legend is among you. Who stole the legend? Time for revenge.
“In Shmunguss we Trust.”
Shmunguss is the unquestionable, never out of her legendary, element. And any NPC that questions her integrity will be magically zapped off the VPN world.
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