sarcasshole

A sarcastic asshole.

Man, that customer in the Apple Store was a real sarcasshole. He was really giving Nina a hard time.

by osirusr April 25, 2010

sarcastic

1. My absolute favorite kind of comeback for any type of insult.

2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.

1. Person : Hey, what did you get on that biology test? I bet i got higher!
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.

2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.

by Quizzical November 27, 2006

sarcastic acid

It's chemical formula is H(SrCaSm) and is the substance that stimulates witty comebacks, ironic replies, in other words: sarcasm. It can only be handled in small amounts as it has a pH of 0. If someone is overly sarcastic it can appear as an off-white cloud around a person's head.

"Who's the guy with the cloud around his head?"
"Oh, that's Mike. He has excessive amounts of sarcastic acid, it's genetic"

by Soulfir the Sarcastic May 1, 2008

sarcasticness

"For use of those who cant remember of the word sarcasm"

"I dunno whether i should be insulted or flattered!"

"Flattered, there was no sarcasticness in that statement"

by Jason and Laura July 31, 2008

sarcastisizer

One who uses a sarcastic comment in a dialectic form.

You are such a sarcastisizer.

by Okbosh Jenkins March 24, 2010

sarcastisize

It's when a Rosshole (asshole) makes everything into a sarcastic comment and you never know when they are being truthful or not

I feed off your comments and sarcastisize off them :) you just think I'm serious everytimeeeeeee

by Queerstin May 3, 2014

sarcastibro

A person that over-uses the term bro sarcastically.

He is nice but be a straight up sarcastibro.

by FilthyDirtFox October 11, 2017