sappy had

sappy had is a groovy little man with one happy side of his face and one sad side, hence the anagram 'sappy had'. he is made out of a wooden bead for his head, a green piece if string for his jumper and a red piece of string for his trousers and hair. i love him!!!

"hey, this is sappy had"
"aww bless him, his sad face is so cute!"

by sappy lover July 11, 2005

Sappy Seal

A typical sex move in the northern hemisphere involves a gallon of vodka, a giant balloon (preferably 13-26m in diameter), three "Charlie's cheese-stuffed chimichangas," family-size, and a Bluetooth headset with an extendable mic.

You should have seen the look on Cindy's face when I finished with the sappy seal!

by Walterworld April 4, 2022

sappy whore

A person who is a slut and annoying.

I can't believe that sappy whore blew another man.

by rzncjstu December 29, 2022

sappy ass

Possession of an ass of mega proportion so beautiful it seems sweet like candy.

You see day sappy ass, looks yummy!

by Elwayno August 21, 2017

Sappy Sucker

Another way of saying "Mother Fucker" And is commonly used by people who do not want to use "Mother Fucker" and instead use something that sounds like a sexual definition.

Dude your girlfriends is such a sappy sucker

by uwuegg June 15, 2022

sappy mcsapperson

it basically means someone is a sap,only it sounds more "saphistocated"or however its spellted

man:Jenna u look soo sexy in those skanky Jeans
Jenna:*slap*
Me:SAP! SAAAAAAAP!!.Sappy McSapperson!!!!

by Pat Muhgroin May 13, 2005

sappy susan

A woman who has natural lubricants thicker than a sappy tree

My goodness my new girlfriend is a right sappy susan

by BIGJOHNY5 May 6, 2016