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Dirty Sanjay

The Dirty Sanjay is very similar to the dirty Sanches.

The male partner begins by inserting Curry powder into the rectum of his female partner. The male then waits 10 mins, and adds 10 chickpeas to his partners rectum, and then inserts his penis into her rectum.

Just before he Cums the male removes his penis from his partners rectum, and smears his curry/shit covered penis, on his partners upper lip, then shoves his penis down her throat, and chokes her with his cum flavoured shit stick.
He gave her the Dirty Sanjay, and now she cant eat curry or chickpeas. see dirty sanches
by Seeker of Sick Things February 19, 2010
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the sanjay snoodle

When two circumcised Indian men want to snoodle but can't because of the lack of foreskin they put their dicks together tip to tip and wrap their dicks in curry and a pita. Then one Indian man proceeds to jerk the other Indian man off.
Arjun and Aditya Patel wanted to do the Sanjay snoodle but had to stop because Arjun's mom made the curry too hot and it was too spicy to proceed.
by HotPockets74 January 19, 2018
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Sanjay's Nose

The sudden and uncontrollable appearance of a turd at the entrance of the anus, much like a turtle's head. An un-PC expression with an impressive impact.
"Someone help me get these braces off - I've got Sanjay's Nose."
by edrch March 12, 2005
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sanjay and craig

A show that can give anyone the gay, it is living proof that Jesus is real, they also have some really great hentai.
The holy trinity, The Fanboy, the Chum Chum, and The Holy Sanjay And Craig.
by SonicUnderground May 23, 2018
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Errr sanjay

exclamation of sorts. shows excitement/disgust/sheer disbelief/amazed.
Yanfat: he stuck a chairleg up his arse

Zaheen: He didn't lube? Errr Sanjay!
by Shosh July 31, 2008
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Sanjay Randev

Disturbing substence used to clean germs off of a penis or rectum after engaging in anal sex, often available in janitorial stores and homosexual adult stores.
"Hey man pass the Sanjay Randev, I'm really messy over here."
"Alright man catch!"

"Oooh that feels alot better now im nice and refreshed"
"We should do that again some time"
by chesticals July 28, 2009
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Sanjay

A skinny Indian kid with no coordination and extremely awkward. Always gets himself in terrible situation and only book smart.
“Don’t be a Sanjay! Catch the ball with your hands! Not your glasses!”
by An accurate definer December 11, 2017
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