smodin

Sucking My Own Dick - SMODIN'

Hey uncle Ben, what are you doing?

I'm Smodin' rn. Wanna join my boy?

by Smoder February 4, 2022

Samodson

Samodson ;
;SAM-PLE-O-LIVE-D-ROP-SON

;A WARRIOR THAT LASTS ON ONLY ONE FULL RAW POMACE (FRIENDLY RAW POMACE OLIVE LEAF PRESS ALONG WITH OLIVES) OLIVE OIL DROP LIKE MOSES EVERY 39 DAYS AND NIGHTS. (NOONE CAN)

Samodson: *EATS FOOD AND DRINKS FLUIDS BUT IS ACTUALLY ETERNALLY DRY FASTING ON A SHRINKING FULL RAW POMACE OLIVE OIL DROP EVERY FARTHERING RATION AND GETS MORE MUSCULAR VIA THE I AM THAT I AM THE BIBLEISMARKOFBEASTER AND BIBLEISANIDOLER AND BIBLEISNOTWORDOFGODER*

DR. INAMINUTE LIKE A MONGOLIAN: :O YOU NEED TO EAT :'( *GOES BERZERK.*

by gayb1995 June 8, 2023

Samoni

A Samoni is a square being with electricity between its two antennas with a welcoming smile. Samoni is actually an alien and lives in black holes.

Have you ever heard of Samoni?

by Manthos3gr November 23, 2021

smodiddlyotis

The ultimate state of pleasure for any human male: a full belly, a good burp, a loud fart, a good belly scratch, the smelling bacon, and getting a rub down from Carmen Electra all at the same time. This rarely occurs, but has been known to happen...

Me: Hey Dave Navarro, what's up?
Dave Navarro: Don't bother me. I am getting ready for my nightly smodiddlyotis.

by Matteau May 11, 2006

samoria

Is the most beautiful girl n the world she fine asf will still your Nigga

She smart she cute to

She loyal

Samoria is beautiful and smart

by Moriaaaa April 18, 2018

Samoria

Princess of Miami; shone as FUCK, and always take niggas bitches and other fems hoes.

Samoria name ring bells.

by Airomas September 27, 2017

baron samedi

it is a swift back hand slap to the back of the neck usually done when standing up and the one being slapped is sitting down not expecting it. the baron samedi should be accomadated by the sam noise

if you dont settle down you are gonna get a baron samedi

james gave him a baron samedi because he was being an ass clown

by jubajumble February 10, 2009