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by toby is getting loud February 19, 2018
Get the samrita mug.This is the most awesome person in the whole entire world. She is smart, sweet, nice, funny, beautiful, and a great person to be around. If you know her, you betta be thankful! Samahria is such an amazing person, so you should give her 10 dollars when you see her tomorrow-trust me-she deserves it!
Samahria LOVES all her BFFs because they are the nicest people ever!!!! They are all awesome, too, and they are so funny! BFFL!!!!!<3 :D
She is very artistic and musical. AND a vegetarian because she loves animals and does not want to KILL them! Anyways...Samahria also loves cross-country because it's REALLY FUN TO RUN IN THE WOODS! Hehe...but really, it is! You should try it! And distance running makes you fast-true story-it cut 2 whole minutes off of Samahria's mile time in one season! Ok? 8 min 30 to 6 min 30! SO DO IT! ITS FUN. AND REWARDING. So try cross-country! Samahria wants you to. OK?!?!?!??! Sorry, that was a little off topic, but Samahria wants you to be happy!
Remember-be thankful for the Samahria in your life!!! <3 BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU TOO!!!
Samahria LOVES all her BFFs because they are the nicest people ever!!!! They are all awesome, too, and they are so funny! BFFL!!!!!<3 :D
She is very artistic and musical. AND a vegetarian because she loves animals and does not want to KILL them! Anyways...Samahria also loves cross-country because it's REALLY FUN TO RUN IN THE WOODS! Hehe...but really, it is! You should try it! And distance running makes you fast-true story-it cut 2 whole minutes off of Samahria's mile time in one season! Ok? 8 min 30 to 6 min 30! SO DO IT! ITS FUN. AND REWARDING. So try cross-country! Samahria wants you to. OK?!?!?!??! Sorry, that was a little off topic, but Samahria wants you to be happy!
Remember-be thankful for the Samahria in your life!!! <3 BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU TOO!!!
OMG I loveeeeee Samahria! She is so nice!
Samahria wants me to give her all my money...I think I will....
Samahria loves her buddies!!!!!
Samahria wants me to give her all my money...I think I will....
Samahria loves her buddies!!!!!
by Taound November 22, 2011
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He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)
His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)
When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)
When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"
Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"
Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"
"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"
Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"
Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"
"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"
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Get the Good Samaritank mug.Someone who brags every time they do a good deed to make them look good. Also someone who makes a spectacle of themselves when they do something nice or inconveniences others with their good deeds.
Chris took a picture of his hand putting money into the Salvation Army kettle and posted it on Instagram. Chris is a Dick Samaritan.
Mike bragged on social media about paying for the coffee of the person behind him in the drive thru. Mike just do the good deed, don't look for accolades. What a Dick Samaritan.
The Dick Samaritan in front of me on the way to work this morning stopped his car every 10 feet to let someone onto the road, causing me to be late for work.
Mike bragged on social media about paying for the coffee of the person behind him in the drive thru. Mike just do the good deed, don't look for accolades. What a Dick Samaritan.
The Dick Samaritan in front of me on the way to work this morning stopped his car every 10 feet to let someone onto the road, causing me to be late for work.
by Sweetiegirl77 November 15, 2018
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