Sunday 

Sunday’s are for hooking up with your friends! No matter who they are, if there down fuck them! Although you must wear a condom or have a very good pull out game you don’t want any kids!

Guy: It’s sunday, you know what we do on sundays!
Girl: Yes I know what we do on sundays!

Guy: Let’s fuck!
Girl: Come here baby!

Sunday by anonymous_5431 October 28, 2020

sunday 

the only day of the week that I am free. It's also when I let loose when I play videogames. the feeling of the tomorrow's monday completely fades from my mind, as I have no work to do on this day.

friend: bruuh monday is tomorrow.
me: so that means that it's sunday... YES! FINALLY! I AM FREE FROM THE SHACKLES OF SATAN!

sunday by stankorb April 5, 2021

Sunday 

I always ask what day it is today and they always reply sunday. I mean, what the fuck does sunday even mean? I mean tell me, is it Momday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I mean .......... tell me. What day is it ?

Friend1: "Ayo big man, what day is it today?"
Friend 2: "Your finest sir today was henceforthed a sunday"
Friend1: "Ayo big man, tell me the days of week. Don't tell me in washed up words blud"
Friend 2: " Sunday is a day of the week"
Friend 1: "Raaaaaaah shut yo mouth. You've got monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, wedneday, friday and saturday. Don't tell me there aint seven days a week

Sunday by chitty chitty bang May 15, 2021

Sunday 

That one day where you just relax but then you think about that horrible, dreaded, awful monday.

Guy: It's sunday.
Guy 2: Ah shit, here we go again...

Sunday by oliviaplaysminecraft May 16, 2021

Sunday 

Sunday May 30th, 2021 is for national couples day in Georgetown. Grab your significant other and enjoy the outside!

“Let’s plan a date out in Georgetown on Sunday!”

Sunday by Ashley jeans May 30, 2021

Sunday 

The day where everyone worries about the next day, monday.

Bob: It's sunday! i have to get this project done before tomorrow.

Also Bob: Fuck monday

Sunday by LolFerrari May 30, 2021

Sunday 

Speak to your online friends before Monday,when school starts again.

“Hey,let’s talk cause todays Sunday and I got school tomorrow”

Sunday by Ur#1milf October 10, 2021