strainer pail

Someone who can not keep a secret. Even though they know it is a secret, as soon as they hear any context relating to the secret, they blurt it out.

Your grandmother is the biggest strainer pail around; don't tell her anything you don't want blurted out the first time she talks to anyone!

by Pablo Vertais June 24, 2017

Chinese soup strainer

The act of shitting and pissing into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

Yo: Gurt did she let you try Chinese soup strainer last night
Gurt: yeah it was awesome

by Markerbiter May 11, 2025

An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.

I could eat that all day, but does it ever make me shit through a strainer.

by Theginger_binger October 26, 2018

Puke in a beanie during sexual act and then strain liquid from chunks by milking motion and proceeded to slap recipient with chunk material

I puke strainered the bitch

by Camelnose October 20, 2021

When you piss and shit into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed

by Markerbiter May 12, 2025

When a guy lays underneath a propped up screen door and their partner pisses through it.

She showed me the southwestern spaghetti strainer last night and I should have put down a few towels .

by RickyBobbyInc November 20, 2019