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Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.
friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"
by Evoslip April 25, 2009
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social network whore

somebody who posts relentlessly and comments on everything is secretly a controlfreak of their own implied awesome and has little self control, in controlling it.
Jan posted and commented on six pictures in fifteen minutes, though her friends agree, on the whole, she's annoying. She is being a total social network whore.
by blabagaga December 5, 2013
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social network dirtbag

Person who follows you on a social network that gets you to follow back then unfollows you just to get more followers.
Bubbles just followed me on instagram. I'll follow her back. Bubbles unfollowed me but I am still following her. What a social network dirtbag!
by Dragonstrike! July 5, 2014
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Any person who uses social networking sites yet has limited success with interactions on the site.
1. She only met my friend Joyce one time, and now she posts on her wall almost four times a day, and likes almost everything Joyce posts. What a social networking loser (SNL).

2. Have you ever seen the stuff John posts about? It's so lame that nobody every interacts with him except for his family and girlfriend, who feel obligated to. What a social networking loser (SNL).

3. Wow, Jacob seriously has no friends that he tries to interact with all of my friends, and they don't like it. What a social networking loser (SNL).
by ratian November 11, 2011
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Social Network Denial-of-Service

When a website ends up denied (saturated with external communications requests, such that it cannot respond to legitimate traffic, or responds so slowly as to be rendered effectively unavailable) due to a sudden enormous spike in popularity.
A Social Network Denial-of-Service (SNDoS) could be started by one Facebook user setting his/her wall status to: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status and the First entry for your name under comments"
by Nettie-AZM February 3, 2010
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SND (Social Networking Disease)

Any virus or bug that infects your computer due to having too many friends on your social networking site that don't run the proper security software on either their site or their computer.
I caught a nasty SND (Social Networking Disease) on Facebook the other day and had to reconfigure my entire system.
by Woman of Weird Words September 25, 2011
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SocialNetwork Syndrome

To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.
First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"

Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."
by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012
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