A game with a great concept and lore but executed in the worst way possible. Theres 2 ways to beat this game: 1. Quit/never play at all. 2. spend 2000 hours with the majority of it being holding 2 buttons to eventualy get a fancy stick that explodes. "So basically you spawn on your own island island, cut down a tree, you bridge over to the other island, and then you log into Wynncraft." - Technoblade
"Have you seen bill lately?" "No, he went into crippling depression because he realized his favorite game, Hypixel Skyblock is an oppressive regime that simulates working a real life 9 to 5 but he doesn't get payed for it."
by KingCreeper85 January 21, 2025
Person 1: what are you playing?
Person 2: Hypixel skyblock
person 1: what exactly are you doing
person 2: waiting for Simon hypixel to fuck me in the ass
Person 2: Hypixel skyblock
person 1: what exactly are you doing
person 2: waiting for Simon hypixel to fuck me in the ass
by 2cmIsAboveAverage July 25, 2022
A poor soul who has dedicated their life to the grind. Probably has 1000 times more skyblock coins then they ever will IRL
by SomeSkill September 29, 2023
a mayor called dante got elected cus of the fking nons and hes fucking ruining the Hypixel the minecraft server and causing a virus called Dante Virus that cause you Dante Lag and will keep on kicking you out of the server and THEN Technoblade the potato king came and DID THE REBELLION AND TOOK DOWN dante i mean he haven't yet right now when i am writing this and ppl call dante for lag in skyblock now my ign name is _BL4CKHEART_
by _BL4CKHEART_ April 14, 2021
Get the dante skyblockmug.