sea biscuit

An ugly member of one's "stable" of hoes. Usually, the sea biscuit can fuck pretty well but isn't very nice to look at.

Person A: Where you goin dawg? Gonna bang yo shawty?

Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.

by penumbra July 14, 2006

shebiscuit

A girl who looks like a horse.

Look at shebiscuit go!

by MegaMan Sport February 26, 2008

Hung like Sea Biscuit

Rare specimen of trouser snake on those whose ancestors migrated from Eastern Asia.

Just my luck…. Hung like Sea Biscuit

by William TJax January 15, 2022

Seabiscut

A slang term for the endangered Russian Mountain Goat, a primary target of Goatsex.

Bindi gave a Korean BJ to Seabiscut's Junior Fatu.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

sea biscuit

the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float

" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."

by akripke February 24, 2008

mediterranean sea biscuit

when you wormy dog your ex girlfriends pillow case like you're in a Mediterranean Sea storm until she gets two pink Seabiscuit's around her eyes

you should have seen how pink the biscuits around my girls eyes were after I gave her the old MSB (Mediterranean sea biscuit).

by dub_es March 4, 2015

Sea Biscuit

When a swimmer's goggles fall off in a race, and they have to swim with their goggles in their mouth.

Poor Sara got a sea biscuit when she was swimming the 100 fly.

by DivineArtist May 14, 2017