Satchel Ass

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.

You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!

by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010

Satchel Out

Thing that stupid raze mains scream for no reason.

Raze: Satchel Out
The entirety of the team: Bruv I just got booted out from the site

by epic dude 69 March 22, 2021

satchel of richards

Bag of dicks

Go eat a satchel of Richards

by anonymous February 1, 2021

satchel mouth

Very chatty, a person who talks A Lot, someone who never stops talking.

It can never be quiet around Anna with her satchel mouth.

by orario May 31, 2016

satchel punch

When u punch a man in his genitals.

I am going to satchel punch you.

by Bear claw March 28, 2015

satchel butter

A man's cum; semen.

"Hey Dave, what did you do last night?"

"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."

by Drunken38 July 5, 2019

Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.

The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.

by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011