Salted!

a derogatory remark, usually stated after a person does or says something incredibly stupid.

person 1: "Did you see that idiot trip?"
person 2: "Oohh! Salted!"

by thechroshley October 08, 2004

salt

the best looking boy in town

look at luke. he is a real salt

by shdjdjnzna June 24, 2019

Salt

A slang term for vagina or an extremely attractive female.

"Man, I got salt last night at that party."

"I'm gonna get laid tomorrow, I can't wait to taste her salt."

"Damn, that girl is so salty. I'm going to get her number."

by AfroNinjaStayingSalty August 30, 2012

SALT

Derivative from the act of "throwing salt" on one's game, any case in which one might deprecate another and embarrasingly so.

"Quit throwing S-A-L-T all over my G-A-M-E!"

by Ryan March 04, 2005

salt

To infringe upon someone elses man/woman.

"Is that guy salting my game or what?"

by Kyle January 08, 2004

salted

To be verbally raped or beaten, hurting others feelings and/or crushing spirits

Lefko: "Your retarded"
B-Wass: "Your mom got retarded when she choked on my fat nuts and got brain damage"
Gimbel: "Salted!!!"

by Sunny Sunnyton October 14, 2007

SALT

when someone does something very stupid or is proven wrong in a situation. Almost like you just poured salt on a wound and made it a whole lot worse for your self. or a shorter way was saying, "wow you just totally inSALTed your self"

(after bob tripped over a rock)
Jane: ohhh salt!
bob: shut up

by skanymcmofo October 30, 2003