A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis)

An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff.

Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis.

Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).

by Leverett Thomas Holder November 8, 2009

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i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d

I rlly dont kno :/

if anybody knows the meaning plz tell me and i will edit this 😭

This part can't be blank so I'll still be waiting for someone to plz define this for me if you know what it means. I will change it when I see the meaning in the comments 😉🙂 "i.w.y.t.f.m.w.a.p.u.i.s.o.d"

by Laila.carson November 28, 2020

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Y.A.S.A.P

If you want to tell a friend to watch a video or listen to a song via 'youtube', then instead of asking them to do it A.S.A.P or go-and-watch-that-video-now, you simply say Y.A.S.A.P (youtube that A.S.A.P).

John: Have you heard that Kendrick Lamar song 'Ignorance is bliss'?

Sam: Ahh, nah man I aint even heard it yet

John: Y.A.S.A.P

by kats_legend August 5, 2011

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s p a s m

A fucktard who likes to put spaces in between every letter in a word.

"M y n a m e i s s p a s m a n d I ' m a f u c k i n g m o r o n"

by Cunt McBag December 31, 2003

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NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S

The scaries cunts in the whole of the NE you dont want to be walking around here with any bud on you or it might get took by matty broon and the NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S

Here bro u flying up whickham to have a spliff

cannit bro matty broon and his NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S might take it off us

aye sound bro that is a good enough point for me hes a scary cunt

by NE16 T.R.A.P.P.A.S April 1, 2022