by RustyBone January 10, 2019
70+ answers, all repeating the same 3 wrong definitions.
The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.
Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.
The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.
The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.
Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.
The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.
The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
Asshole 1: Dude, I was so coked up last night I couldn't even get it up so my nasty ass bitch slipped a couple of fingers up my ass while she was sucking me off & I nutted down her neck in like 3 min.
Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!
A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.
A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!
A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.
A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
by ChuckgivenoFuck July 20, 2021
The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.
by Bigdickenergy13 May 20, 2019
Damn! I had to read 53 WRONG definitions of the RUSTY TROMBONE! It has nothing to do with gay dudes, reach arounds, or assholes. It's when you fuck a chick ON HER PERIOD, then she immediatly blows you. Blood has a distinct taste that can well be described as...rusty.
Guy#1: Yeah, so did you hear Blake was dating that weird, goth, "Twilight" chick?
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.
red wings
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.
red wings
by dawnpatrol January 28, 2011
When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone...with a 'rusty', brown mouthpiece.
Carol introduced Bob to the rusty trombone when she stuck her tounge in his ass and tugged on his cock.
by Charlie Foxtrott September 12, 2009
a complicated sexual maneuver where the woman is on her knees while the male is standing up. the woman is behind the man licking his butthole while reaching her arms under his legs and consecutively jerking him off.
by #vaginemerker69 December 02, 2017
by Ballicker August 27, 2008