well fuck me running

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

She has a twin? Well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 13, 2003

fuck me running sideways

What to say during a time of distress-as in o shit this sucks

Fuck me running sideways I'm tired

by meg~aroni&cheese October 23, 2007

fuck me running backwards

an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.

John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"

by Hunter Farley May 13, 2008

well fuck me running

Showing surprise, like "well I'll be damned"

She's got a sister, well fuck me running

by UsualSuspect January 12, 2003

let me run a visa

When you are purchasing drugs on credit and not paying with cash

Hey fam let me run a visa for that eighth

by Tommy Spoonz Chicago April 6, 2018

well fuck me running

Showing aggrivation with a person or event.

"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"

by Boilermakerjoel September 2, 2003

well fuck me running

United Airlines marketing theme.

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.

by fucwad March 17, 2004