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24 hour rule

The 24 hour rule states that any partially consumed liquor left over at the host's house for more than 24 hours after the end of a party becomes property of the host. The host is not required to notify the owner during this period.
"Hey man, I left some rum here last week, did you see it?"

"I drank it, 24 hour rule dude."

"Fair enough."
by Abutt July 10, 2005
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12 Hour Rule

The 12 Hour Rule applies to any sporting event where the male athlete(s) jack off exactly 12 hours before their competition. It is proven to raise testosterone levels and enhance performance for any sport.

It is important to not mastrubate too close to your competition, as this will not allow for enough time for your body to restore its testosterone supply. Too early, however, and it will have no effect on your performance.
It is not yet proven if this works on females yet. If anybody would like to test and contribute, be my guest.
Coach: "Okay guys, big race tomorrow. Everybody go home, eat a healthy dinner, and follow the 12 hour rule."
by pikalord November 7, 2010
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hammock rule

the rule that says it is impossible to be unhappy when you are on a hammock.
Things that follow the hammock rule:
- Hammocks
- Trampolines
- The Big Bang Theory theme song
- Bouncy castles
- Glow Sticks
- Glow in the dark stars
- Helium
- Silly string
- The Planets
- 11:11
- Calvin and Hobbes
- "Bazinga!"
- Monsters Inc
- Meet the Robinsons
- The Incredibles
- Art Attack
- Nutella
- Toaster Strudels
by Sharpshooter761 December 20, 2010
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Facial Hair Rule

The rule that states that fascists have mustaches:
(Hitler, Mussolini)
and communists have Beards:
(Marx, Castro, Lenin)

Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.

Also known as the FHR
According to the Facial Hair Rule, your new friend is not a communist as you believe, but is actually striving for fascism!
by Mindbleed June 15, 2008
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HEGATRONS RULE

Hegarty likes to make you believe that your opinions matter. They dont. 'This is not a democracy.'
Hegatrons Rule : Dicatorship.

Person: 'Can we play football outside?'
Hegarty: 'Yes,' Proceeds to lock all doors.
by Liam Castellas May 19, 2022
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ree_boy_hates_rule_34

this is a strange person who came out of nowhere how come>
you: looking at the urban dictionary

Urban dictionary: ree_boy_hates_rule_34
by ree_boy_hates_rule_34 February 27, 2021
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High School Rule

The rule that allows any Boy/Girl to date any other Boy/Girl, (regardless of age/grade) in the same high school.
The senior, Enrique, dated the freshman, Tanisha, and justified doing so by citing the High School Rule.
by lessthanadam October 27, 2006
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