Lollerskates 

What you ride when you fail at life.

Chris Rock likes to ride lollerskates all night long.

Lollerskates by The Carter III December 1, 2010

lollerskate 

The word of gods, and those that are righteous. Usually used in the context of applauding a totally Schlagging thing. see Schlag

Be forewarned... usage of this word may raise your douche-o-bag meter.

DOOD! LOLLERSKATES!!! WANNA TOUCH MY SCHLAG!?!

-or-

DOOD! THAT GETS 15 LOLLERSKATES!

lollerskate by The-Cabbage-Patch-Snack April 23, 2005

lollerskate 

A lollerskate is a type of point/award that can be given to any one person at random. Depending on how totally awesome the action involving the person is, a certain number of lollerskates will be awarded to that person. 50 lollerskates is the highest number of lollerskates that can be awarded and is considered a great honor, an even greater honor when combined with a number of Schlags.

Also: A word used by only the most worthy of worthy people who have had sex with an infinite amount of hamsters and people of the same sex. The hamsters however, have to be in the right season and must have a dichotomous expanding colon the size of 15 landladies. This word can only be used in the context of something so funny, people's guts will literally fly out of their owners.

Congrats! You recieve 50 Lollerskates on the acquisition of your new car! And a Schlag!

"lollerskates!!!!!!"

lollerskate by Ric The Spic April 23, 2005

lollerskates 

Used to add 'extra' funny to a laugh. Often used by the faggot Adamdiz accompanied by an text-type image.

HAHAHAHAHA nice one LOLLERSKATES!!

lollerskates by ChiyoChan February 27, 2005

Lollerskatesicles 

A variation from lol or lollerskates . Can be used as a frozen lol if wanted.

"Dude that guy just tripped and fell on his face!"

"Lollerskatesicles!"

Lollerskatesicles by Smoothal April 15, 2005

Ball rollerskates

When your getting head and shove your ball sack into a girls face and rub it up and down casually.

Guy: Yo I did the ball rollerskates on Emmas face last night
Guy 2: Nice.

Ball rollerskates by eatmypooyoufuckingdawg January 25, 2023

Rollerscates 

When you're a dumb fuck and cant remember how to spell rollerskates

"How do you spell rollerskates? I spelled it with a c and it doesn't look right"

"Rollerscates?!"

Rollerscates by mrmoonie April 14, 2017