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rockland

Located 15 minutes outside of NYC. Thats about where it ends. People in Rockland brag that they are "part" of the city, but in reality they are a bunch of townies. They all live in little towns with no sidewalks. Most of the people there are inbred, or just plain ol' retarded. They try comparing themselves to westchester and L.I. but dont understand that nobody cares what they say, and that at heart they are upstate townies.
Townie "Yo im from Rockland"
City Guy "where the f*ck is that"
Townie "You know not far from the gw bridge"
City Guy " Does it took like I care, you upstater"
by Shaquille O'neal May 13, 2005
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Rockland rickshaw

The act of a dude in the bottom of a Home Depot shopping cart hidden under store items, gives a blow job through the cart slats to the dude who pushes the carriage and pretends to shop.
Mars Man covered a random homeless man with tile, insulation, and a case of Round Up while he leisurely enjoyed a Rockland rickshaw.
by Papa Wheelie October 3, 2012
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Rockland, MA

Blue collar town just south of Boston. Working class with big emphasis on high school sports. Mostly Brazilians, Irish, Cape Verdeans etc. and lots of transplants from Dorchester. If you grew up sheltered you might think it’s not the hood, but if you grew up around Spring Gates, Copley Gardens, or Church St/Park St area etc you know what’s really going on out here. It’s a great place to live if you’re used to urban environments. The other definition writers clearly never left their mommy’s porch in Milbrook.
Rockland, MA is an old blue collar abandoned industrial town with triple decker apartment buildings and all the problems of the city, but the sheltered uppity kids want it to be Hingham. It will never be Hingham...Which is a good thing, because the people who build your Milbrook house and make your stupid fancy coffee need affordable places to live. Don’t sugar coat it.
by A Brazilian Degreez March 24, 2021
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Rockland County

a county near westchester and nyc.
contrary to what people from westchester like to tell themselves to make themselves feel better, the average income of Rockland County residents is higher then the income of Westcheser County residents. (you can look this up on an oficial website if you dont bleive this)
like every county, rockland has some very nice and upper class areas, and some not as nice areas.
Rockland County is a newer Westchester with less ghetto and guido areas
by RYAN IS COOL January 3, 2007
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Rockland, NY

A break down of Rockland:

New City = Jew city, but rich unreligious ones

New Square, Monsey, ect. = Motherfucking crazy ass hacids runn these places

Spring Valley = Gettoh, like, about as bad as bedstuy, place is fucked up, like all black with a little hispanic and hacids

Haverstraw = puerto rican gettoh, not as hardcore as spring valley , but they try to be

Pearl River = Irish gettoh, has some rich sections though

Nanuet = potheads, scene kids, wiggers, fags

blauvelt=...honestly, no one gives a fuck

Stoney point, garnerville, tomkins cove = East Bumblefuck, NY
gives the rest of the county a bad name

Thats about it
You rock the rockland?
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Rockland, NY
by iambicpentameter June 19, 2010
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Rockland County

A place located twenty minutes from the city. If you're not a local, you'll wonder why it's called Rockland County and there's a town in it called Stony Point. A place where everyone knows everyone else and everyone's children attend the same three middle schools.
"I've always wanted to live close to the city, but I hate Orange County, where should I go?" "Live in Rockland County!"
by Starlight01395 April 10, 2009
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Rockland Beehive

After consuming a half gallon of coffe brandy You take a triple bullet (sex toy) shove one of the small heads into the vagina the big head into the females ass and the other small head on her clit you have sex like this making a buzzing noise hence the rockland beehive
After Johnny gave your sister the angry pirate They drank the coffe brandy and did the Rockland Beehive
by Down the rabbit hole December 29, 2009
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