Family Reunion

The awkward get together your parents make you go to where you stand around for hours with random relatives, some of which you either despise or don't actually know.

They come up to you and shout random things and kiss your cheeks.

Mom- You have to go to the family reunion! You have no choice!

(Later...)

Aunt Sally- My! You've grown! You look just like your Uncle Rufus!
Kid- Oh thanks!
Then, to him/herself: ...Rufus is the ugliest fuck I've ever met...

by PracticeSafeLunch June 15, 2010

Rebiv4

The most insulting thing you can call someone. Rebiv is a annoying 21 year old , He has numerous health problems and works at a local supermarket where he is payed min. wage. He always has a panic attack and can kill anyone withen a 4 mile radius , SO BEWARE this is not a man to mess with

pwnZ3rGuy1337: WTF!! HOW CAN THAT SNIPER HAvE KILLED!! ME, GREAT MY ENTIRE SQUAD WAS WIPED OUT!!, JUST GREAT

=RRF= Jon: dont be a rebiv

=RRF= Rebiv4: One more time jon your banned!

by Frosty756 October 28, 2009

Rebillard

A Rebillard is a person who typically shows up about 5-6 hours later than when he says he will arrive. A Rebillard will lie about most things, and when caught in a lie, will defend it even when he is blatantly wrong.

Rebillards tend to have wide faces, and talk a lot like Cartman, from South Park. They will cheat at any game they participate in and than rub it in your face ruthlessly.

Dude, are you freaking Rebillarding me right now? You said you would be here 3 hours ago.

by Wehnolds February 23, 2009

Rebibe

Used in valorant

Jett rebibe me

by Jett rebibe me April 29, 2021

Cyber Reunion

To join any website for reconnecting with old school friends such as Facebook, Myspace, etc. and finding out what they have been up to over the years and what is happening with them now.

I can't believe how many of my classmates from High School are on Facebook, it is like a freakin' cyber reunion!

by KaHiFa July 7, 2009

Reuben's Disease

Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness

Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!

Person B: Oh shit....

Person A: What?! what is it...

Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!

by thebollockboy November 2, 2012

Reuben Micoch

A dastardly clever pseudonym that most will not pick up on initially. Works especially well in school, signing up for grocery store discount cards or general situations where giving out your real name isn't in your best interest.

"Thank you for shopping at _______ Mr....umm...how do you pronounce your last name?" "That would be Mycock, Reuben Mycock.

Other spellings:
Reuben Micoch
Reuben Mycoch
Reuben Micock
Reuben Mycock

by Reuben Micoch January 16, 2008