realiterally

what literally used to mean before it started to mean figuratively

After the world-wide apocalypse, John was realiterally the last man on earth.

by DJ0825 July 23, 2013

Rezuliate

Rezuliate, Rezuliating, Rezuliation, Rezuliated,

Definition: A tense feeling of terror, and wonder.

She went exploring inside a cave, she felt Rezuliated as she walked inside it.

by spurple July 17, 2021

Retardated

possessing; having the appearance or characteristics of, having a mental retardation.

the patient seems severely 'retardated' due to his actions and statements

by OmertaOmissions December 26, 2022

revaluate

To examine and judge carefully again: re-evaluate

After considering her sexual history, I need to revaluate my decision to ride bareback.

by Jason 44035 August 13, 2007

masturbation in retaliation

Self service, in response to a break up, or a girlfriend who won't give you any. A man's way of saying "I don't need sex either bitch!" A man's best war cry.

JOHNNY: Man my girl is mad, she ain't putting out...
Mike: MASTURBATION IN RETALIATION!
Johnny: REVOLUTION

by JohnnyYou love him to like him July 2, 2016

rebaliation

The act of rebels retaliating against a person(s), idea, goverment, buildings, laws, rules, street signs, gaint cocks, railrodes, petitions, religion, Zues, China, a town bicicle who cant acomidate more then 7, a couple getting married, Mac computers, bff's, my dog, themselves, and people who ask the fucking worst motherfucking stupid ass fucking question that only a mother fucking small balled cock boy who had his ass violated by a fucking HUGE hippo would fucking ask... "why".

Dude one: Omfg those there is a rebaliation happening
Dude two: Holy shit against who
Dude one: I think against you

by Jeff Breeds July 15, 2007

retaliationship

A relationship in which the two partners are together for retaliatory purposes:
a/ to fight with each other about why they ever got together
b/ to prevent each other from being with someone else whom the other dislikes more than the other person in the relationship
c/ to punish each other for all past grievances in said relationship

Those two can't stop fighting and should have broken up a thousand times,but neither will let the other be free - its not a relationship, its a retaliationship

by hulaballoo December 29, 2008