Red Baron

1. (n.) A man who presumably flew planes in a fine manner in World War One.

2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.

3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.

The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.

"The Red Baron shot down a bunch of planes once. It is very 'urban' of me to define this term in a serious fashion. I will now ride the subway and watch the History Channel."

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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."

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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."

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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."

by scorpionmintred February 14, 2007

Red Baron

When you are eating out a pussy, and she thinks she is about to orgasm, but really she has her period in your mouth. Then your whole face is red, hence, the Red Baron.

" Yeah, yeah keep eating me out." "Ewwwwww you just had your period on me." "We should call you the red baron."

by Edemps8 January 24, 2011

The Red Baron

The Red Baron: this is a sex move for males. when your banging and your partner falls of the bed front side first so that her ass is facing up you jump off the bed and try to land with your dick in her ass.

I tried the red baron on my girlfriend and i missed and i squished her and my boner snapped off

by almt4 December 30, 2009

red baron

after engaging in sexual activities with a woman on her period you slap her in the face with your vaginally painted member whilst humming dum duh duh duh duhh dum duh duhh duhh duhh dumm du duh duuuuuhhhh!!!

im sure you all know what song im talking about.

by mcgruff October 13, 2004

red baron

When you are too drunk to realize a girl is fucking ugly and on her period and you continue to fuck her and realize the next day what you did.

Man Logan was really the Red Baron last night.

by byard October 28, 2006

Red Baron

When a girl gives you a hand-job with a red oven mitten.

Variations:

Spicy Red Baron-A hot and spicy red baron that leaves your junk with a burning sensation.

Meat Lovers Red Baron- Gang Bang with a 5 to 1 ration of male to female

"That was a good Red Baron you can see it on her face!"

by BaronToys June 23, 2009

Red Baron

This occurs during sexual intercourse while a woman is on her period. The man and woman begin to have sex in the standing up position with the man in the rear. After a while the man picks up the woman, and twirls her around the room during sex, causing some of her blood to spill over the place while she is airplane flying, thus giving the name "the red baron" to the woman.

Walking into Joe's apartment, you could see the Red Baron had visited at his girlfriends blood was all over the place

by adams bachelor party July 16, 2007