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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
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i would rather die

phrase related to something you are greatly opposed to.
are you coming to blackburn ?

response: I would rather die
by Robert Coote January 17, 2007
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ratheepan

A nice guy who is pretty smart and sometimes steals your phone
Who stole my phone Ratheepan
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ratherfucker

A word used to explain why you're not a motherfucker.
I'm not a motherfucker, I'm a ratherfucker...I'd rather fuck your sister!
by DethBlade December 8, 2004
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Ratheal

pop that shit Ratheal!
by BIG ROB! October 22, 2008
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Rather Dashing

A peasant wearing short pants who returns from vacation to find his thatch-roofed cottage burninated. He swears revenge and embarks on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator (Trogdor) once and for all.
Can one peasant wearing short pants save the countryside from certain burnination? YOU DECIDE!
by SMD August 28, 2004
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Dan Rather

A "journalist" better known for sayings like:

"Let's hit these biscuits with a dab of gravy."

than actual news reporting.

A newsman with a vendetta that came close to tears on the night of November 2, 2004 when he had to announce that the guy he made up documents to smear ( President George W. Bush) had actually won the election while he (Dan Rather) had lost what little credibility he had left.
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
by Concerned November 29, 2004
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