Ransom-Note Report

The style of reporting that has grown rapidly in popularity since the establishment of the FOX News company. This type of reporting cuts tiny pieces of real stories out of their surrounding context and reassembles them in a way that they can't be scrutinized easily and the assembled product has no truthful connection to the host story, (but they do get the Ransom-Note Reporter paid).

All that was left of that Reverend Wright sermon was the Ransom-Note Report after FOX News had their way with it. They sure know how to cut you without getting caught.

Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.

Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.

by WNYmathGuy April 21, 2008

Spunk Ransom/Robert Pattinson

The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"

Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!

by criestinaa January 30, 2009

The Ransome man A

Extremely handsome whose dads sock failed

Damn Alex your such an The Ransome man A can’t believe how sexual u are

by Gamgtangbang May 30, 2024

Ransom

A sweet, beautiful, lovely girl, down on her luck but always trying her best no matter how far danger dives. She is brave and one day will do many awesome things...

Ransom is such an intelligent girl

by Creepycrawler November 21, 2023

NovA Ransom Loyal

A musical artist who makes music with a style called ransomizing; singing and rapping in a poetic form of stretching syllables and phonetically pronouncing words.

NovA Ransom Loyal calls his style of music Ransomizing.

by Webster’s Independent October 21, 2020

Ransomate

I duo that agree to pretend to hold each other hostage to manipulate their families for money

Little did their families know, they were ransomates, and were just in it for the money.

by Krakenz3 June 6, 2024

Cocaine ransom

When you hold up an oompah loompa for ransom for their precious cocoa leaves

Frank the big fella just held an oompah loompa’s family for cocaine ransom

by Blackmailing-orangutan42069 October 7, 2021