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retard quotes

In opposition to the previous defition, retard quotes are, if anything, those next to the enter key on a standard keyboard. That is not a proper quotation mark, it is the symbol for inches. Because space on a keyboard is limited, this symbol is doubled-up, to also be used as a quotation mark, creating the so-called "straight quotes."

The use of the back-tick (`) to indicate opening quotes and the single tick (or foot mark, ') to indicate closing quotes has been standard in word processing and digital typesetting for decades. Perhaps this usage is pedantic and annoying to some--especially those that like 2 talk w/ few leters--but this hardly makes it retarded.
So I said to her ``you said `no, I don't care about your ``retard quotes,''''' and she hit you for being a pedantic jackass? Quelle ignorante!
by BasicGrammar May 27, 2006
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Creepy Finger Quotes

(n) 1. A motion of the hands meant to signify the usage of a quote, yet done in a fast and clumsy manner that may be viewed as inappropriate, disgusting, or just plain perverted. 2. a phrase any uneducated, liberal judge might use to define a very talented and informed orator that watches the news quite frequently.
First of all, I thought finger quotes were with two fingers, not all of them--you have creepy finger quotes.

His creepy finger quotes make me feel uncomfortable, and therefore I need a restraint order.

Wow, he has a really intriguing Oratory, regardless of how he performs his creepy finger quotes.

Perhaps that kid just doesn't have enough coffee in his system to perform normal finger quotes...those are just creepy finger quotes.
by spencermustbeking September 28, 2009
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air quotes

where the males fingers are inserted into the females vagina, often a pleasurable experience. this phrase was invented in RUSHDEN.
'my boyfriend gave me air quotes last night'
by Mary Huff December 12, 2006
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movie quotes

An often well know and/or well used quote from a movie. Usually a highly memorable scene or line used for comical value or to sarcastically push a point.
When playing a video game and you land the final finishing blow on a boss apt movie quotes:
"Hasta la vista, baby", from Terminator 2 Judgement day
by Rib cage ronnie November 25, 2013
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someone who thinks that air quotes are used for real things and doesnt get the saracsm
dude, she though i was going to attack her!
she's just a person who doesn't get air quotes. she doesnt understand the quotes around "poke"
by jkwelling March 8, 2010
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The Quotes

A shared document on the Apple notes app where people add infamous quotes from the student body and teachers from The Fenn School.
*someone says something funny*
Hey! Add that to the quotes!
by Pinky toe licker 69 March 9, 2020
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Spock air quotes

Similar to the standard air quotes gesture however you use the Spock hand formation and only use it to describe scientific or technical quotes.
I would have called bullshit on his string theory explanation however he did use Spock air quotes so I’m pretty sure he is correct.
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