Punjabi

1. <adjective> Relating to the Punjab - a region covering part of Pakistan and part of India.

2. <noun> A South Asian ethnic group found predominantly in the Punjab. 90 million Punjabis live in Pakistan, 30 million in India, 2 million in the UK and just under 1 million in Canada. Most Punjabis are Muslims, although many are Sikhs and smaller numbers belong to other religions.

3. <noun> A language spoken by most Punjabis and also by many non-Punjabis living in India or Pakistan.

4. <noun> A term sometimes used as a racial slur to refer to people of South Asian origin. Also sometimes applied (perhaps mistakenly) to those not of South Asian origin, such as Arabs, Turks, Persians and Berbers.

1. "The Punjabi landscape is beautifully mountainous."

2. "My mother's a Punjabi and my father's a Pashtun."

3. "I don't speak Punjabi very well."

4. "Go back home, you stupid fat Punjabi!"

by HallOfMirrors June 23, 2009

Punjabi Warfare

When a person uses their left hand (the hand that is used to wipe their bottom) to finger a girl.

Bro, Gina wouldn’t give me head so I gave her the good ‘ole Punjabi Warfare. That UTI is gonna be gnarly.

by Punekar February 9, 2023

Punjabi Peanut

The name of any resident of the cow infested hellhole that goes by the name of India.

"If your from India, doesn't that make you a punjabi peanut?"
"Well, yes, that is the politically correct term, but the unconventional term for us is Indians."

by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023

safe punjabi (no virus)

Means that the thing you're downloading is a virus

Website: download free hacked minecraft safe punjabi (no virus)
User: i'm not trusting that

by EpicNoobx January 30, 2023

Punjabi Cumshot

The Punjabi Cum-shot is where a male hollows out a dildo while filling it with curry and harshly shoving the dildo into another mans anus several times which will then make the mans anus turn bright red in a fiery pain leading to a rushing wave of cum to excrete from the penis into a bowl of curry which is then served with rice and eaten by the insertee of the curry dildo.

last night, Cletus and i were out huntin' for bears in wild country when we found ourselves in a cabin with only a bowl of curry and a hollow dildo, the Punjabi Cumshot was our only option to escape the wrath of the bears.

by inglebert st dick rape October 18, 2010

punjabi

the most atrocious boxing maneuver where you kick a man in the testicles repeatedly and then give the opponent a kiss. Punjabi is also known to be a gay momma addicted to heroin crack cocaine.

That guy is a real punjabi

by joe31 March 12, 2022

punjabi bromance

when you're man-crush moves to the next level, i.e. going gay with your best friend.

i heard that david bowie and mic jagger were once caught in a hotel starting punjabi bromance.

by gauldangnuga October 15, 2010