Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".
*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*
Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.
Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".
*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*
Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.
Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
The act of putting a loaf of bread called "Pumpernickel" into ones ass ;using it as a homemade dildo excitedly.
by Tasun Davie Baby Girl 123 May 09, 2023
by hel10 June 12, 2017
The BEST person to ever be a Baba Grill, owner of twenty Discord Kittens. And overlord of all girliepops.
"Miss Pumpernickel is so girliepop."
by HOT PEOPLE WHO ARE HOT May 23, 2023
cutting off all of one's hair and subsequently putting said hair into a bowl (or a similar receptacle)
by benthehen August 23, 2008