Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Pumpernickel

Pumpernickel is a German bread that translates to "the devil's fart".

"Can I get a bite of that delicious looking pumpernickel?"

by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022

Pumpernickel

Playing Nickelback while vigorously engaging in sexual intercourse.

I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.

by Whomperbell November 19, 2020

pumpernickel

An ugly prostitute thats about her bread

Dude I just got finished with this pumpernickel from down the block,

She wasnt exactly a dime, but she didnt charge just a nickle either.

by Greeen.T December 16, 2015

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III

The father of the great gibby pumpernickel

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III really on that BULL this time

by Gibby mop pumpernickel November 17, 2019

pumpernickel tickle

cutting off all of one's hair and subsequently putting said hair into a bowl (or a similar receptacle)

The barber gave Thomas a pumpernickel tickle last week.

by benthehen October 16, 2008

Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".

*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*

Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019