pube dazzle

Placing ones pubes into someone's phone cover so they stick out and tickle their face when they answer their phone.

I totally pube dazzled Jenn's phone last night after she wouldn't let me feltch her. She didn't know what a pube dazzle was and I said, "but you know what feltching is?"

by pubetastic July 13, 2009

pube-safe

An object is pube-safe when it is SO safe, that not even the most desperate of thieves will touch it (caused by being shrouded in pubes)

First seen on Important Things with Demetri Martin

"I'm not touching that! There's a pube on it!"

pube-safe

by Angryblackguy March 16, 2009

pube trap

Usually happens after a bath or shower, where you get changed quick and put on some pants and then pubes get trapped between leg and affected area.

"Hey, dude, you ok?"
"No....rushed getting ready and now I got PUBE TRAP..."
"Bad luck."

by laureny March 18, 2006

Pube fairy

The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.

Dude, the urinal in the bathroom of the movie theater was totally visited by the pube fairy.

by Lon August 29, 2007

pube frenzy

The conglomeration of pubic hairs left behind on the toilet, shower, floor, etc. after a male manscapes and either neglects to, or does a horrible job cleaning up the pubic hair outcasts.

Jed must have been manscaping again -- there is a pube frenzy going on in my bathroom upstairs!

by indyanna May 3, 2010

Pube golem

A slang term for a buff, hairy Jewish man.

Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

pube tickling

The act of tickling or playing with your own pubic hair because you have nothing else to do; wasting time.

DM: Wha's Candace up to?
Jason: What ya think?
DM: F'ing pube tickling!

by T.Man October 7, 2005