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Practice MVP

One who gives 110% in a practice setting, which makes the starters work harder to keep from looking bad in front of coach. But come game time, this individual rarely see's playing time due to lack of athleticism and game instincts. Similar to an "Uncle Tom" but is referring to an athlete in any sport.

This terms translates to the "game" on the streets.
Yo practice MVP is gonna get his ass kicked if he keeps up his shit during sprints.

Yo who told coach I was using steroids? Practice MVP did!

Yo, pactice MVP gots all the gear and it cost him every cent he's got and it will never see a second of game time.
by J Ward February 9, 2006
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practice wife

A first wife. You work out all the kinks with her so you'll have a happy marriage and life with your true soul mate.

She is usually cute, but lacks your level of: education, social standing, or wealth.
Person 1: He married Jamishcha? Damn son, she's a hood rat! He could have done way better than that, he went to Harvard!

Person 2: It's ok, she's just a practice wife.
by S & Z Keeler August 21, 2008
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practice room

a place where people go to get it on when they are at a music school or summer program
"Are you going to the practice rooms with her? You better bring a condom, man."
by Cantstop Singing December 29, 2007
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practice sack

When one wears compression shorts for an extended period of time while performing physical exercise leading to a very similar feeling to blue balls
1:"Man that practice was long my balls are killing me"

2:"Oh you must have practice sack"
by Wrestler160 January 25, 2014
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practice hook up

A hook up (usually for virgin or inexperienced person) to have sexual intercourse with another person to practice it before doing it with there significant other. Mainly to ease their mind about sucking at it.
"If your scared she won't like it then have a practice hook up."
by Morgan Martin March 9, 2017
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Practice Pussy

A female you can fuck anyway you like to brush up on your skills, try some new shit, or create some new positions.
I need my practice pussy for this new position I thought of.
by Tung Potus November 26, 2019
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Practice Hero

Practice Hero
A certain Athlete who feels that it is his or her responsibility to make everyone else look like shit. Usually found listening to Christian Metal (for Jesus-fueled adrenaline) or jerking off to running videos. A Practice Hero never stays up later then 8'o'clock, and rarely socializes with anyone other than their right hand.
John: Sup d00ds, just ran like 8 miles, brah. No sweat, b.

Ya feel meh??

Fred: Maybe we could try working as...you know...a

fucking TEAM!?

John: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA but seriously though...you guys suck dick.

Narrator: (song to the tune of...I dunno...a transformers commercial?)

PRACTICE HERO! He follows all the rules!

PRACTICE HERO! He makes us look like fools!

He's a Practice Hero and all he needs is some short shorts

and a cool GUITAR SOOOLOOOO!!!11!11

PRACTICE HERO!
by Partially-White October 28, 2009
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