Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

by Zupalan January 9, 2019

Motivational Poster

Poster commonly designed for use in schools and offices that generally consist of a photograph centered in a rectangular frame with black background, a title in large text and a description in smaller text.
This kind of poster has been repeatedly parodied and it's a common meme along imageboards.

I lol'd so hard with this Motivational Poster

by djvangas April 20, 2008

bro you just posted cringe

now you're going to lose subscribers

Bro you just posted cringe, now you're going to lose subscribers.

by Uglyscptato September 26, 2019

pootiegram

a gift of flatulence and/or odorous gas bestowed upon an individual while he or she is performing oral sex

He: "How's this, baby?"
She: "oh, that's good! I think I have a special delivery building up for you."
He: "Yeah babe, give it to me!"
She: (while ripping a loud fart) "Pootiegram!"

by Jen Johnson September 10, 2006

Pootie shickle

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.

A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.

by gaybija October 7, 2019

Steady posted

NOUN, A term used to describe how hard you are chillin. When steady posting one is usually standing with their arms folded and a mad look on their face.

The most common way to leave a steady post would be if the police roll up and one must dip out.

Bryant and his friends are steady posted at Tacobell right now.

by irideabmx November 19, 2009

Serial Poster

A "Serial Poster" is typically a Facebook addict and a narcissist who compulsively will add a new post about their self every hour or less. This is for the purpose of validating their own importance to a dwindling audience who is increasingly censoring them as their enthusiasm fades away with each new self absorbed post. The Serial Poster also will have a core group 3-6 unconditional fans who will "Like" indiscriminately each post that is made regardless of it's pertinence or relevance to their own opinions.

Everyone is sick of your self absorbed posts, you have become a serial poster.

by Ben Morgasm June 22, 2014