inhale my pork sword

Please inhale my pork sword tonight baby!
by Someoneudontkno May 25, 2017
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Sweet and Sour Pork Sword

When you penetrate a women anally while she has "her rags" then slam it in to her vagina which will coat your sword in blood giving it a sweet and sour sauce look. Dunk the finished product in the mouth of the female when busting your nut to complete the meal
Ferris gave gabrielle the sweet and sour pork sword last night, she smelled and looked like a vampire.
by Beamin July 27, 2011
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Vacuum my pork sword

Another way of saying "Suck my Dick"
hey im getting tired of you why wont you Vacuum my pork sword
by Fallingupsideways March 22, 2017
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pork sword

my pork sword is small
by suck3 May 18, 2022
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Pork Sword

One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.
"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."
by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020
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Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches
Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off
by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023
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