Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

by Fav May 1, 2008

Sweet and Sour Pork Sword

When you penetrate a women anally while she has "her rags" then slam it in to her vagina which will coat your sword in blood giving it a sweet and sour sauce look. Dunk the finished product in the mouth of the female when busting your nut to complete the meal

Ferris gave gabrielle the sweet and sour pork sword last night, she smelled and looked like a vampire.

by Beamin July 27, 2011

Vacuum my pork sword

Another way of saying "Suck my Dick"

hey im getting tired of you why wont you Vacuum my pork sword

by Fallingupsideways March 22, 2017

Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch

Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.

by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020

Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation

time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"

by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011

The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 13, 2018