poop dick

A fake name used to prank the Dianetics hotline. *67-1-800-367-8788
Dedicated to Justin Ukasick.

"Dianetics Hotline, can I help you?"
"Hi my name is Poop Dick, I got poop on my dick."

by David Marks September 4, 2008

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poop dick

What the player Poopsmith calls his fellow inferior players in the game Unreal Tournament 2003.

hey newbie poop dick, quit your damn camping and eat my shit whore!

by Poopsmith March 31, 2003

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Poop Dick Mouth

When someone has anal sex with some ugly bitch and she sucks his dick right after. Later her and some other guy hook up and he kisses her poopy dick mouth, thusly receiving the poop dick mouth.

Puffins are more prone to poop dick mouth than most other animals.

That guy justin got the poop dick mouth

i dont wanna hang out with that lady anymore she got the poop dick mouth

by Mooooop February 21, 2011

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Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008

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Poop dick carwash

A girl's mouth when she gives a guy with a poop dick a blowjob.

Rachel's mouth became a poop dick carwash when she gave Jonas a blowjob.

by lollllllllllll696969 January 2, 2010

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limp poop dick

It's what happens when you are hammering a girls backside and you pull out to find your member covered in shit. This mood killer causes "limp poop Dick".

I was really getting it until I was hit with limp poop dick.

by Low b December 19, 2016

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