Pokémon Machine

Purchasing a Nintendo device with the sole purpose of using it only for Pokemon games.

You: Yo let's battle!
Friend: Let me grab my Pokémon machine!

by Nigabytes June 16, 2015

Pokémon spread

When a woman bends over and spreads her asscheeks apart with her hands, revealing both asshole and cooter at the same time.

My girl gave me the Pokémon spread last night. It was fucking amazing!

by Mclovin-69 January 25, 2022

Schrodinger's Pokémon

A Pokémon that when caught, Pokémon Go crashes. Leaving the Pokémon to be both caught and uncaught

Pokémon Go Player: I almost caught an Onyx but turns out it was Schrodinger's Pokémon

by g1GGl3z July 22, 2016

Pokémon Card

A card that is part of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. Usually has a picture of a Pokémon on it, or some form of item or person. Can be used in the actual card game, or just to collect.

Friend: “You wanna see my Pokémon cards?”
Me: “Sure why not, maybe we can trade.”

by OfficialDeltaGamer March 17, 2019

Pokémon Clover

A pokémon hack made by 4chan /vp/.
Full of offensive humour about 4chan and Pokémon

Person: Did you play Pokémon Clover?
Person 2: what the hell is Pokémon Clover?

by Mike2000 November 25, 2020

Pokémon Trainer

A stoned person, often 15 year olds, who throws stuff at wild animals, often rocks, while believeing that he/she are capturing creatures with Pokéballs. Sometimes the animals fight back and it becomes a "pokémon battle". During a battle the "trainer" uses his pet to harm the animal until it faints. For example, the "trainers" wolf (pet) fights a wild squirrel and beats the shit out of it until it faints then the "trainer" continues fighting harmless animals in the woods (for example).

No animals were harmed during the writing of this definition.

Person + weed = adventure in the woods with pet(s) + Pokémon trainer
Trainer + Stoned adventure + pet + wild animal = Pokémon battle
Pokémon battle + animal fainting = crime
Pokémon battle + animal dying = crime + stoned adventure in jail

by YummyKittens July 7, 2013

Pokémon Trainered

You sneak a glance at some stranger out of curiosity and they see you and talk to you.

It connects to when a trainer in the game sees you and forces you to talk and fight them.

This morning when I took my dog out. I snuck a glance at this weird dude taking pictures of a car and he started talking to me...

I got Pokémon Trainered.

by Exodus0077 July 8, 2015