Pussy pocket

Tired of carrying a purse everywhere with you? Your skinny low-rise Y2K jeans don't have real pockets? Well, you're in luck, because vaginas are nature's pockets/ purses. The pussy pocket isn't a product, it is just another name for the vagina, to highlight its undervalued functionality as a form of carry-on luggage.

"Ugh! I can't fit my MetroCard and coke baggie into my teeny tiny Baby Phat mini skirt's rhinestone pockets!"

"Stacy! Just use your pussy pocket! Duh! Stupid bitch."

by rchkrr June 11, 2021

Pocket Pussy

A device used to stimulate the male reproductive organ, sexaully. It often looks like a womans vagina, and is made of rubber.

I'm going to masturbate and orgasm in my pocket pussy

by imagirluwu February 19, 2024

Pocket pussy

Mail order bride

I took my pocket pussy to the prom and introduced it as my mail order bride

by Tunod81 July 23, 2022

Pocket Pussy

A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.

After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"

by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

Pocket Pussy

Small hands and a big ego, soft and easy stroker.

(S)he couldn’t handle the peoples champ, so we got the pocket pussy on it!

by PussyAmerican March 29, 2023

Pocket Pussy

An electronic vape that looks like a p*ssy when you put it in your pocket.

"hey can you hand over that pocket pussy?"
"wow that pocket pussy sure looks like the real thing"
"I'm hooked on pocket pussies"

by ChaiSpice February 12, 2024