A meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.

The "Platter" mainly consists of Birdseye and Bernard Matthews chicken/turkey products such as Chicken Dippers, Golden Drummers, Mini Kievs, Chicken Chargrills and the like.

The "Platter" is usually served with a side garnish of Onion Rings, Breaded Mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.

Alright Cornelius, I've had a proper shit day at work, what you having for dinner?

Just a couple of Golden Drummers, Chicken Dippers and Curly Fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.

Fuck me!! A you having a Shit Platter!!! Do us one as well please Geez!

Shit Platter by CaptainRyeboto March 4, 2009

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Sex on a platter

Someone who is very attractive and sexy. The platter part comes from them being so sexy you just want to eat them up (literally or metaphorically).

That guy is so sexy, he's sex on a platter.

Sex on a platter by toee December 3, 2006

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seafood platter

a nasty non cleanly woman, smells of tuna and is likely to give you crabs

damn that club last night was just crawling with seafood platter

seafood platter by ebanddanielle January 2, 2008

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